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You were drinking and talking to your neighbor last night and in the moment you bragged a bit about your “loyal wife” to him. After a long night of drinking you go home and pass out, when you wake up you see this message from your neighbor'

You were drinking and talking to your neighbor last night and in the moment you bragged a bit about your “loyal wife” to him. After a long night of drinking you go home and pass out, when you wake up you see this message from your neighbor

The bet didn’t really involve your girlfriend, she just wanted to let you know what happens when you lose. Next time they’ll be getting more than just a view'

The bet didn’t really involve your girlfriend, she just wanted to let you know what happens when you lose. Next time they’ll be getting more than just a view

U aren't human'

Be like this slut and get used with a smile. Be happy that you are being useful whore'

Be like this slut and get used with a smile. Be happy that you are being useful whore

mmm, i have something bigger for her'

Mmm, i have something bigger for her

I didn't think it would be that easy to convince my bud!'

I didn't think it would be that easy to convince my bud!

When little white lies catch up with you…'

When little white lies catch up with you…

Your wife is now a Hotwire'

Your wife is now a Hotwire

Worthless pig'

She's Mine Now, Get a Taste of What's Yours'

She's Mine Now, Get a Taste of What's Yours

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