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Helping Him Settle In - A Steamy Welcome to the New Pad

He’s got qualifications'

He’s got qualifications

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Next Time, Skip the Waiting & Dive Right In'

Next Time, Skip the Waiting & Dive Right In

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Just being a good friend

Patriotic Pleasures Unleashed'

Patriotic Pleasures Unleashed

🎉 No more balls hitting my chin after that ball drops in Times Square... I'm serious this year 🎊'

🎉 No more balls hitting my chin after that ball drops in Times Square... I'm serious this year 🎊

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Bet You Can't Resist That Dirty Misogyny Kink Getting You Dripping

Who Else Is Thoughtful?'

Who Else Is Thoughtful?

An actual story she told me'

An actual story she told me

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