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My boyfriend didn't believe that my ex was bigger than him, so I proved it'

My boyfriend didn't believe that my ex was bigger than him, so I proved it

Be proud of now because she deserves this.'

Be proud of now because she deserves this.

Video from when she was with her Ex'

Video from when she was with her Ex

At that time you believed the bachelorette’s party to be a one time thing'

At that time you believed the bachelorette’s party to be a one time thing

Clean or dirty your worship cunt'

Clean or dirty your worship cunt

My wife had to use the bathroom on our road trip, and her sister told me to pull it out.'

My wife had to use the bathroom on our road trip, and her sister told me to pull it out.

Dad should've thought twice before grounding and leaving me home alone with Mom all weekend... making sure he regrets it.'

Dad should've thought twice before grounding and leaving me home alone with Mom all weekend... making sure he regrets it.

Your body is not yours'

Your body is not yours

Some things feel harmless until they’re not... or are they? Let’s hear your take. 👀🔥'

Some things feel harmless until they’re not... or are they? Let’s hear your take. 👀🔥

If a married man insists on giving me a ride... I know I must take it :)'

If a married man insists on giving me a ride... I know I must take it :)

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