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Who’s been a bad boy?'

Who’s been a bad boy?

Having an orgasm is a privilege for obedient anal-only sluts'

Having an orgasm is a privilege for obedient anal-only sluts

Where's my little gender traitor at?'

Where's my little gender traitor at?

You need to know when to let other guys take your place'

You need to know when to let other guys take your place

Mom gets drunk at vacation and rides son'

Mom gets drunk at vacation and rides son

You should have never left your girlfriend lonely with your best friend'

You should have never left your girlfriend lonely with your best friend

You are just a pair of udders and 3 holes'

You are just a pair of udders and 3 holes

Women don't need brains or oxygen'

Women don't need brains or oxygen

It's "Girl night out," your girlfriend is really drunk. So your friends took care of her.'

It's "Girl night out," your girlfriend is really drunk. So your friends took care of her.

My girlfriend loves to prank'

My girlfriend loves to prank

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