"Sorry, Dad. Mom’s busy, but she'll call if she’s not too worn out. ;)"

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So eager to please so men will breed them'

So eager to please so men will breed them

Your points would go out the window as soon as his cock flopped out'

Your points would go out the window as soon as his cock flopped out

look bud, it's not gay, it's just very important to have protein after a workout'

Look bud, it's not gay, it's just very important to have protein after a workout

Diversity is beautiful. (Imagefap: GoonerAudioLabs)'

Diversity is beautiful. (Imagefap: GoonerAudioLabs)

Breakfast of champions'

Breakfast of champions

He made your cheating wife record this for you...'

He made your cheating wife record this for you...

Daddy loves new toys'

Daddy loves new toys

Daddy’s Girl'

My mother in law is so fucking hot, I can't resist it anymore'

My mother in law is so fucking hot, I can't resist it anymore

My skills can match any woman’s'

My skills can match any woman’s

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