Sometimes it's hard to trust you bro.

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Nothing more than a fleshlight with a pulse.'

Nothing more than a fleshlight with a pulse.

My Man Better Pay Up After What These Pool Hunks Did to Me'

My Man Better Pay Up After What These Pool Hunks Did to Me

His loss, my gain'

His loss, my gain

Spoiled Tennis Princess Gets Filled Up at the Elite Club'

Spoiled Tennis Princess Gets Filled Up at the Elite Club

my friend's girlfriend always heard us talk about "what we like in a woman" every time I talked about how one of the important things was to have beautiful feet with or without socks, yesterday we were alone and she asked me for an opinion.'

My friend's girlfriend always heard us talk about "what we like in a woman" every time I talked about how one of the important things was to have beautiful feet with or without socks, yesterday we were alone and she asked me for an opinion.

Do anything so he won’t tell'

Do anything so he won’t tell

Put on girly clothes and do girly things'

Put on girly clothes and do girly things

Wanna See Your Lady Turned Into My Naughty Fantasy? Let's Get Creative! 🍆💦'

Wanna See Your Lady Turned Into My Naughty Fantasy? Let's Get Creative! 🍆💦

Tipsy Teen Pleads for Daddy's Seed After Prom Night'

Tipsy Teen Pleads for Daddy's Seed After Prom Night

She thought she was slick, but I knew all along... time to teach her a lesson 😈'

She thought she was slick, but I knew all along... time to teach her a lesson 😈

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