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It’s totally str8 because it’s just simply helping out as it’s your fault for losing my fleshlight so you need to help until I get a new one! Duh!'

It’s totally str8 because it’s just simply helping out as it’s your fault for losing my fleshlight so you need to help until I get a new one! Duh!

Dares aren’t gay'

Dares aren’t gay

suck, fuck, or marry someone like me'

Suck, fuck, or marry someone like me

Making New Friends'

Making New Friends

Your gf cares a lot about her nutrition and health'

Your gf cares a lot about her nutrition and health

Ngl, she grips her insides everytime you kiss.'

Ngl, she grips her insides everytime you kiss.

Daughter lessons: her favorite was always oral lessons. Especially with Daddy’s huge cock'

Daughter lessons: her favorite was always oral lessons. Especially with Daddy’s huge cock

Your new hobby'

My brother is the most dominant man I know'

My brother is the most dominant man I know

Mike has invited Mandy to the family lunch next week so she can meet the rest of the family'

Mike has invited Mandy to the family lunch next week so she can meet the rest of the family

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