So many of my wife’s college stories are some variation of this theme…

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I shouldn’t do bets anymore… or should I'

I shouldn’t do bets anymore… or should I

Give it German Girls here?😈'

Give it German Girls here?😈

Daddy wants more daughters to breed'

Daddy wants more daughters to breed

It doesn’t matter if he cheats on you- you’re his property. Does it matter to a car if its owner drives another car?'

It doesn’t matter if he cheats on you- you’re his property. Does it matter to a car if its owner drives another car?

You’re so lucky you have such a hot hung roommate'

You’re so lucky you have such a hot hung roommate

She's Totally Woke But Can't Spill a Word...And It's Driving Her Wild!'

She's Totally Woke But Can't Spill a Word...And It's Driving Her Wild!

A man's gift to you is NOT to be thrown away.'

A man's gift to you is NOT to be thrown away.

Quick while my bf is out'

Quick while my bf is out

She Totally Asked For It'

She Totally Asked For It

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: Your GF's First Time Getting Nailed in Your Buddy's Pad'

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap: Your GF's First Time Getting Nailed in Your Buddy's Pad

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