So many of my wife’s college stories are some variation of this theme…

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She may say no but it doesn’t matter. It’s not her choice 😈'

She may say no but it doesn’t matter. It’s not her choice 😈

When the babysitter prefers her 'pay' in a different form...'

When the babysitter prefers her 'pay' in a different form...

You shouldn't bully the hot goth girl!'

You shouldn't bully the hot goth girl!

Daughter lessons: passing the torch and teaching your sister everything you’ve learned is so important'

Daughter lessons: passing the torch and teaching your sister everything you’ve learned is so important

All step moms are closet whores💋'

All step moms are closet whores💋

Sister loves her brother'

Sister loves her brother

Men are smarter, stronger, and faster. We don't stand a chance ❤️'

Men are smarter, stronger, and faster. We don't stand a chance ❤️

You deserve no respect! The only thing you deserve is to have your holes stuffed by your master and loving every second of it!'

You deserve no respect! The only thing you deserve is to have your holes stuffed by your master and loving every second of it!

How good girls make more good girls'

How good girls make more good girls

He'd be careful with mom.'

He'd be careful with mom.

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