So hot and straight

Still Straight Captions

Video Captions

Only morons respect girls, they are a joke and should be treated like entertainment'

Only morons respect girls, they are a joke and should be treated like entertainment

Daddy lessons: teach your daughters that nothing in life is free- an important life lesson!'

Daddy lessons: teach your daughters that nothing in life is free- an important life lesson!

Two good reasons to stick around'

Two good reasons to stick around

New couch...'

(oc) being twice her weight and a foot taller, she didnt put up much of a fight.'

(oc) being twice her weight and a foot taller, she didnt put up much of a fight.

My husband went away on business...'

My husband went away on business...

The amount of times I have to remind a dumb slut that I wanna see her tits not to hear opinions! Reminder to always start a conversation with tits out.'

The amount of times I have to remind a dumb slut that I wanna see her tits not to hear opinions! Reminder to always start a conversation with tits out.

My bull doesn't even see you as a man, and I think he's right.'

My bull doesn't even see you as a man, and I think he's right.

Straight friend won't be able to resist'

Straight friend won't be able to resist

It's not gay cause I can't even see your cock.'

It's not gay cause I can't even see your cock.

Show more

Random Porn Caption