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he used to beat your ass, now look at you..'

He used to beat your ass, now look at you..

She never gets tired of hearing it'

She never gets tired of hearing it

choose wisely'

then vs now sissy'

Then vs now sissy

Multi-tasking for female property'

Multi-tasking for female property

You got fucked by the MAN who stole your girlfriend'

You got fucked by the MAN who stole your girlfriend

I wanna hear it oiking like a mindless animal.'

I wanna hear it oiking like a mindless animal.

So many tryouts, so many 18 year olds…'

So many tryouts, so many 18 year olds…

Beer, a boat, and a hot daughter will turn you into a Grandpa in no time'

Beer, a boat, and a hot daughter will turn you into a Grandpa in no time

Can you believe that we tried to have threesomes with 4 different friends irl and none of them wanted to do it😭 how can it be? Now we are trying with an app...but we thought it would be easier with friends and we were wrong 🥲'

Can you believe that we tried to have threesomes with 4 different friends irl and none of them wanted to do it😭 how can it be? Now we are trying with an app...but we thought it would be easier with friends and we were wrong 🥲

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