Repeat after me: As You command, Sir.

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He said he'd pay for the wedding, so...'

He said he'd pay for the wedding, so...

She pranked you so good that she needad a reward.'

She pranked you so good that she needad a reward.

Only vid you get'

Only vid you get

Isn’t testosterone fun? I’ll take what belongs to me. And you’ll be grateful.'

Isn’t testosterone fun? I’ll take what belongs to me. And you’ll be grateful.

Your wife was absolutely right to be worried about your weeklong business trip...'

Your wife was absolutely right to be worried about your weeklong business trip...

Don’t think, just suck.'

Don’t think, just suck.

This is what you fuck dolls were made for.'

This is what you fuck dolls were made for.

I'm torn between which man I should be with'

I'm torn between which man I should be with

Your personality is a kink, your hobby a fetish, your life is porn'

Your personality is a kink, your hobby a fetish, your life is porn

Awww Mike got your gullible gf a top he's so sweet!'

Awww Mike got your gullible gf a top he's so sweet!

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