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Swimming is overrated'

Swimming is overrated

Just maybe 🫣'

Just maybe 🫣

You are nothing but a anal fleshlight'

You are nothing but a anal fleshlight

Always try your best or you'll be replaced by younger, dumber, kinkier whore'

Always try your best or you'll be replaced by younger, dumber, kinkier whore

Your dommy mommy...'

Your dommy mommy...

Can you believe that we tried to have threesomes with 4 different friends irl and none of them wanted to do it😭 how can it be? Now we are trying with an app...but we thought it would be easier with friends and we were wrong 🥲'

Can you believe that we tried to have threesomes with 4 different friends irl and none of them wanted to do it😭 how can it be? Now we are trying with an app...but we thought it would be easier with friends and we were wrong 🥲

Don't hesitate, just do as you're told with enthusiasm.'

Don't hesitate, just do as you're told with enthusiasm.

You need silicone, not college.'

You need silicone, not college.

Only men should have choice in sex'

Only men should have choice in sex

you can never escape it'

You can never escape it

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