really annoying that I had to program my new alarm clock myself

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Fucked her after work and sent her home to her husband'

Fucked her after work and sent her home to her husband

Always tell her you plan to breed her'

Always tell her you plan to breed her

She wishes they would come back to make a sequel'

She wishes they would come back to make a sequel

How your clubbing nights always end'

How your clubbing nights always end

Being able to track, trap and subdue the largest specimens around is a point of pride for me'

Being able to track, trap and subdue the largest specimens around is a point of pride for me

Silent, Kneeling'

Silent, Kneeling

Little sister'

She's totally not blowing him! (Gullible or Cruel?)'

She's totally not blowing him! (Gullible or Cruel?)

Of course you didn't'

Of course you didn't

Mom's so hot gonna make me cum'

Mom's so hot gonna make me cum

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