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Just know that whenever you’re having sex with your husband, he’s picturing his secretary during their last business trip together.'

Just know that whenever you’re having sex with your husband, he’s picturing his secretary during their last business trip together.

Yeah. Not gonna happen'

Yeah. Not gonna happen

Look at that hole stretched'

Look at that hole stretched

Hate your own gender, help them become better sluts for older men.'

Hate your own gender, help them become better sluts for older men.

Mom's craving for a real man and as a loving son, I'm happy to oblige.'

Mom's craving for a real man and as a loving son, I'm happy to oblige.

When your new roommate has a huge cock...'

When your new roommate has a huge cock...

When she has a bad day, I make it better.'

When she has a bad day, I make it better.

I love cock in my mouth'

I love cock in my mouth

What would you like me to call you?'

What would you like me to call you?

A cunt’s place'

A cunt’s place

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