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Your black mother apologizes (1/2)'

Your black mother apologizes (1/2)

Such a great time!'

Such a great time!

She's sweetly lying to save your ego but we both know the truth...'

She's sweetly lying to save your ego but we both know the truth...

Remember to be thankful'

Remember to be thankful

A penalty too hard or I'm just making a fuss for no reason?'

A penalty too hard or I'm just making a fuss for no reason?

There's nothing better than a gender traitor'

There's nothing better than a gender traitor

Everytime I get the house to myself.'

Everytime I get the house to myself.

You're thinking the right way.'

You're thinking the right way.

Dress cute, find a Daddy, give him a sloppy, nasty blowjob/throat job until pumps out a big hot thick load of Daddy cum into your mouth. My morning to do list'

Dress cute, find a Daddy, give him a sloppy, nasty blowjob/throat job until pumps out a big hot thick load of Daddy cum into your mouth. My morning to do list

Fullfill your purpose cunts'

Fullfill your purpose cunts

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