Practice makes perfect, and perfect gets rewarded.

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It was just the costume and alcohol that made me do it, I swear'

It was just the costume and alcohol that made me do it, I swear

Sad day when you have to give your daughter's holes away.'

Sad day when you have to give your daughter's holes away.

They're all bigger than you'

They're all bigger than you

You are mine to break for my pleasure;)'

You are mine to break for my pleasure;)

She looks like Agent Scully'

She looks like Agent Scully

She's definitely learning what real men do to objects.'

She's definitely learning what real men do to objects.

You belong to your roommate now'

You belong to your roommate now

You're not a tough guy anymore, are you?'

You're not a tough guy anymore, are you?

I think it's his best friend now'

I think it's his best friend now

What did you expect?'

What did you expect?

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