Planning a family can be stressfull but not with the right person

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Not gay if I pay for your pedicures bro'

Not gay if I pay for your pedicures bro

When This Slut Proves Her Worth'

When This Slut Proves Her Worth

My wife always impresses me. She brings home the most broken, traumatized, and eager cunts for me to break and traumatize again and again.'

My wife always impresses me. She brings home the most broken, traumatized, and eager cunts for me to break and traumatize again and again.

Helping Mom with her work out!'

Helping Mom with her work out!

And another thing …'

And another thing …

You don't have to be concious to be useful'

You don't have to be concious to be useful

Bouncy Princess'

Bouncy Princess

So many tryouts, so many 18 year olds…'

So many tryouts, so many 18 year olds…

He can’t wait'

He can’t wait

He doesn't know it yet, but he already failed my class. There's just nothing I can do for him.'

He doesn't know it yet, but he already failed my class. There's just nothing I can do for him.

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