Pigtails? - No, it's "slut handles"

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My lawyer mom won a case this morning, representing a group of Black guys, and called to say they invited her to celebrate. It’s been hours without a word from her, and Dad and I are worried sick.'

My lawyer mom won a case this morning, representing a group of Black guys, and called to say they invited her to celebrate. It’s been hours without a word from her, and Dad and I are worried sick.

Sneaky Bang with the Sexy Mom Next Door'

Sneaky Bang with the Sexy Mom Next Door

Everyone wants to be friends with someone without a gag reflex'

Everyone wants to be friends with someone without a gag reflex

Sister yoga'

We Dominate Harder Than You Ever Could'

We Dominate Harder Than You Ever Could

Take what we choose to give you sluts, and be thankful that we even chose to use you.'

Take what we choose to give you sluts, and be thankful that we even chose to use you.

Next time, remember to knock before entering his room…'

Next time, remember to knock before entering his room…

Libtards discovered how to use cameras by themselves apparently'

Libtards discovered how to use cameras by themselves apparently

Destined to Be Your Dirty Little Plaything, No Way Out'

Destined to Be Your Dirty Little Plaything, No Way Out

go w the flow'

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