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I love hearing how much bigger and better other guys are'

I love hearing how much bigger and better other guys are

It didn't take much to persuade me to go home with a random guy'

It didn't take much to persuade me to go home with a random guy

You have a new secretary'

You have a new secretary

You wish this was you, don't you?'

You wish this was you, don't you?

Concerts are a great place to make new friends'

Concerts are a great place to make new friends

The view she gives all your friends'

The view she gives all your friends

They all still think about her'

They all still think about her

Video from when she was with her Ex'

Video from when she was with her Ex

C0ked cock sucker fulfilling its purpose.'

C0ked cock sucker fulfilling its purpose.

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Win-win rage catharsis agreemen 🐢 (TheCaptionMaker8 on imagefap)

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