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Trust, the cornerstone of all relationships.'

Trust, the cornerstone of all relationships.

Daddy can be so generous sometimes'

Daddy can be so generous sometimes

The real reason for being absent on the weekend'

The real reason for being absent on the weekend

Sissies love netflix and chill…even with “str8” people!'

Sissies love netflix and chill…even with “str8” people!

How you gon lose that many bets if not on purpose?'

How you gon lose that many bets if not on purpose?

Sharing the Tits [Lesbian - Mother/Daughter]'

Sharing the Tits [Lesbian - Mother/Daughter]

You ate nothing else than a sexy jerk fuel'

You ate nothing else than a sexy jerk fuel

The goal is simple. Use inferior cunts as a fleshlight while you look at prettier girls until they're a broken sobbing mess. Emotional damage never truly heals.'

The goal is simple. Use inferior cunts as a fleshlight while you look at prettier girls until they're a broken sobbing mess. Emotional damage never truly heals.

She gave him a ride in return'

She gave him a ride in return

He already has a key to your door, sweetheart... how are you going to pass the time until he arrives?'

He already has a key to your door, sweetheart... how are you going to pass the time until he arrives?

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