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God I bet she was so pretty and sexy when it happened.'

God I bet she was so pretty and sexy when it happened.

Fred's sister got talent'

Fred's sister got talent

She was just trying to help someone out'

She was just trying to help someone out

pov: your class president won't shut up about bringing her feminist thoughts & empowering women in class so you beat the shit out of her & came all over her fucking face.'

Pov: your class president won't shut up about bringing her feminist thoughts & empowering women in class so you beat the shit out of her & came all over her fucking face.

Things just kept escalating between my son and I'

Things just kept escalating between my son and I

Wifey needed an out... so step bro gave her a bun in the oven!'

Wifey needed an out... so step bro gave her a bun in the oven!

All female employees must have a cock inside of them at all times to boost productivity'

All female employees must have a cock inside of them at all times to boost productivity

Could you repeat it loud for me ?'

Could you repeat it loud for me ?

Yes I seduced the pool boy. But it was barely my fault! He knew I would be cheating on you and he fucked me anyway'

Yes I seduced the pool boy. But it was barely my fault! He knew I would be cheating on you and he fucked me anyway

Daddy likes to tease'

Daddy likes to tease

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