Obviously I don't enjoy this, me being straight and all. I just got caught up in the energy of the moment

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She is just a toy and my sub'

She is just a toy and my sub

Caged and Gooning'

Caged and Gooning

Not gay if my instincts kicked in'

Not gay if my instincts kicked in

Was feeling a bit nasty yesterday 😈'

Was feeling a bit nasty yesterday 😈

And that's how you become the perfect toy for me'

And that's how you become the perfect toy for me

Forgot your protein shake? Just head to the local gay bar!'

Forgot your protein shake? Just head to the local gay bar!

Do you..?'

look bud, it's not gay, it's just very important to have protein after a workout'

Look bud, it's not gay, it's just very important to have protein after a workout

The only reason females exist'

The only reason females exist

being submissive to her'

Being submissive to her

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