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Every Greeting Should End Like This, Slut'

Every Greeting Should End Like This, Slut

The truth hurts, slut'

The truth hurts, slut

When we are together you BELONG to me! I am your owner and master and your duty is to please me!'

When we are together you BELONG to me! I am your owner and master and your duty is to please me!

Well you heard her…'

Well you heard her…

Thats why you brought her to me in the first place, right? 😉'

Thats why you brought her to me in the first place, right? 😉

Keep Crying its getting me close'

Keep Crying its getting me close

Existence can be a scary topic... luckily, I have the answers you need'

Existence can be a scary topic... luckily, I have the answers you need

That's a really good idea'

That's a really good idea

It's that simple.'

It's that simple.

It had to be said'

It had to be said

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