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Should I get a taste?'

Should I get a taste?

You just can't'

Proud dad of pervert sons'

Proud dad of pervert sons

I picked up Mom for her anniversary date with dad. On our way to the restaurant I couldn't keep my hands off her, so I suggested we have a quickie in the car before dinner.'

I picked up Mom for her anniversary date with dad. On our way to the restaurant I couldn't keep my hands off her, so I suggested we have a quickie in the car before dinner.

I am not gay but you asked me to prove I was hung…so I let you see! That’s all🤷🏻‍♂️'

I am not gay but you asked me to prove I was hung…so I let you see! That’s all🤷🏻‍♂️

Gentle reminders'

Gentle reminders

You don’t need opinions. You don’t need thoughts. You don’t need words.'

You don’t need opinions. You don’t need thoughts. You don’t need words.

I need to drown out the sound of my boyfriend crying'

I need to drown out the sound of my boyfriend crying

I'm not afraid, it'll be good'

I'm not afraid, it'll be good

Your body is for our pleasure. Stop trying to hide parts from us sluts.'

Your body is for our pleasure. Stop trying to hide parts from us sluts.

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