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Bad Advice'

Make yourself useful and jerk me off inside your friend asshole'

Make yourself useful and jerk me off inside your friend asshole

Everything your girlfriend said…'

Everything your girlfriend said…

Olivia was always destined to treasure the family jewels'

Olivia was always destined to treasure the family jewels

Honey, let me help you get a promotion'

Honey, let me help you get a promotion

Locked and ready'

Locked and ready

that moment'

She says yours is perfect'

She says yours is perfect

Thank God for that friend'

Thank God for that friend

Your best friend caught your husband cheating, but he gave her plenty of reasons not to tell you.'

Your best friend caught your husband cheating, but he gave her plenty of reasons not to tell you.

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