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Whenever my wife is driving me insane, I take our daughter up to the roof and slam my dick balls-deep down her throat to release tension!'

Whenever my wife is driving me insane, I take our daughter up to the roof and slam my dick balls-deep down her throat to release tension!

Nice idea'

I never thought I'd feel a cock as big as a baby'

I never thought I'd feel a cock as big as a baby

I am just holes'

I am just holes

MY MOM IS A FASHION DESIGNER. SO MY FRIEND TOM WANTED TO GET HIMSELF A SUIT DONE FROM MY MOTHER. IT'S BEEN HOURS, WHY HAVEN'T HE CAME OUT YET.'

MY MOM IS A FASHION DESIGNER. SO MY FRIEND TOM WANTED TO GET HIMSELF A SUIT DONE FROM MY MOTHER. IT'S BEEN HOURS, WHY HAVEN'T HE CAME OUT YET.

A Day She’ll Never Forget'

A Day She’ll Never Forget

"First Date" translates to "whenever we see you in the street" in case you dumb whores didn't get it.'

"First Date" translates to "whenever we see you in the street" in case you dumb whores didn't get it.

It’s not gay, you just don’t want anyone else to find out!'

It’s not gay, you just don’t want anyone else to find out!

I am okay with it 🙂'

I am okay with it 🙂

Keep yourself in shape and ready to serve your purpose.'

Keep yourself in shape and ready to serve your purpose.

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