Not gay if I don't see it coming

Still Straight Captions

Video Captions

There’s no escaping their rule [No imagefap]'

There’s no escaping their rule [No imagefap]

Your mom doesn’t give a single fuck about you'

Your mom doesn’t give a single fuck about you

Sister convinced prude brother to fuck her the night before he got married.'

Sister convinced prude brother to fuck her the night before he got married.

Daughter lessons: daddies love to feed you breakfast in bed. Don’t forget to say Thank you.'

Daughter lessons: daddies love to feed you breakfast in bed. Don’t forget to say Thank you.

Maybe you should relax abit?'

Maybe you should relax abit?

Your feast'

make sure to become the perfect fuckdoll'

Make sure to become the perfect fuckdoll

Don't worry bro, I'll try to pull out....this time.'

Don't worry bro, I'll try to pull out....this time.

Your wife used to hate when you were away for business but now she almost seems excited.'

Your wife used to hate when you were away for business but now she almost seems excited.

It’s not gay, you are just being a helpful buddy as always!'

It’s not gay, you are just being a helpful buddy as always!

Show more

Random Porn Caption