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Women are the dumb creature on earth'

Women are the dumb creature on earth

Mantra for cunts'

Mantra for cunts

Oh? You’re a lesbian? Well that doesn’t matter, I want to cum down your throat!'

Oh? You’re a lesbian? Well that doesn’t matter, I want to cum down your throat!

My daughter's womb was made for my seed.'

My daughter's womb was made for my seed.

Another day, another wife claimed. You know she isn’t thinking of you whilst I stretch her out right Karl???'

Another day, another wife claimed. You know she isn’t thinking of you whilst I stretch her out right Karl???

Would you like to spend a Valentine’s Day with your buddy?'

Would you like to spend a Valentine’s Day with your buddy?

A Slut's Morning Routine'

A Slut's Morning Routine

Truly diabolical.'

Truly diabolical.

That's right slut...'

That's right slut...

You’re straight, but a hot sesh with your jerk bud accidentally got you hooked'

You’re straight, but a hot sesh with your jerk bud accidentally got you hooked

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