Never accuse your bud of making fake dick pics... You might get a rude awakening

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'Sorry, was that too much information?''

'Sorry, was that too much information?'

Teasing daddy'

Your Actress Girlfriend is the Star of a Provocative New Ad Campaign:'

Your Actress Girlfriend is the Star of a Provocative New Ad Campaign:

What do you call him now?'

What do you call him now?

I love when my buds sleepover. We literally just play video games in the basement all night… and nothing else…'

I love when my buds sleepover. We literally just play video games in the basement all night… and nothing else…

Your bully's got a backbreaker, and you're her favorite toy'

Your bully's got a backbreaker, and you're her favorite toy

Your hot latina crush loves fucking your bully in front of you'

Your hot latina crush loves fucking your bully in front of you

Sisters, say it with me: "cock goes in mouth, thoughts goes out the pussy"'

Sisters, say it with me: "cock goes in mouth, thoughts goes out the pussy"

Your place in the world:'

Your place in the world:

I fuck my ex when my boyfriend doesn’t listen to me lol'

I fuck my ex when my boyfriend doesn’t listen to me lol

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