my sister's boyfriend and I decided she was drunk enough to do it next to her

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Sure hope my new urinal can cook.'

Sure hope my new urinal can cook.

Just fun and games right?'

Just fun and games right?

Sorry babe:('

As a white woman you owe Me your devotion. Come, & I will show you the path to freedom as my Queen of Spades.'

As a white woman you owe Me your devotion. Come, & I will show you the path to freedom as my Queen of Spades.

It’s not gay if you’re not even a real man to begin with'

It’s not gay if you’re not even a real man to begin with

Teasing neighbor gone wrong!?'

Teasing neighbor gone wrong!?

Her sons just bigger'

Her sons just bigger

Would You Rather..'

Would You Rather..

She sends you updates'

She sends you updates

I think we all should reward our beloved princesses with treats sometimes, it won't hurt them'

I think we all should reward our beloved princesses with treats sometimes, it won't hurt them

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