My roommate is really cool and not gay at all!

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We spoke about the topic briefly. She seemed eager so I said yes. Feeling betrayed but so horny'

We spoke about the topic briefly. She seemed eager so I said yes. Feeling betrayed but so horny

U were meant to serve and kneel'

U were meant to serve and kneel

Your Friend Spiked your Drink with XChange (Part 1?)'

Your Friend Spiked your Drink with XChange (Part 1?)

happy valentines day'

Happy valentines day

Even she don't know who the father is lol'

Even she don't know who the father is lol

Seeing how pathetic you are crawling on the floor makes me want to hurt you even more'

Seeing how pathetic you are crawling on the floor makes me want to hurt you even more

For when you're really thirsty'

For when you're really thirsty

You only owed him $20…'

You only owed him $20…

When I tell my bf I’m going on deliveries, he thinks I mean Uber 🤭'

When I tell my bf I’m going on deliveries, he thinks I mean Uber 🤭

Damn Right! Every Time'

Damn Right! Every Time

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