My New Year's resolution is to learn something new everyday... Day 1: a regional hangover cure

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You were venting to your gf about how high the rent was for that month “yea well, fuck the landlord!” Is what you said to her. Looks like she was taking your wording a bit too literally…'

You were venting to your gf about how high the rent was for that month “yea well, fuck the landlord!” Is what you said to her. Looks like she was taking your wording a bit too literally…

Wife's sister is so naughty'

Wife's sister is so naughty

she just wanted to look at it'

She just wanted to look at it

Mom Needed To Do This With Me To Keep Her Sanity!'

Mom Needed To Do This With Me To Keep Her Sanity!

May you be of some use'

May you be of some use

My younger husband has a fantasy about me fucking his dad'

My younger husband has a fantasy about me fucking his dad

I don't need a brain! After all, daddy knows whats best for me❤️'

I don't need a brain! After all, daddy knows whats best for me❤️

Never argue with your girl before she goes out partying'

Never argue with your girl before she goes out partying

Your dignity is a small price for male approval'

Your dignity is a small price for male approval

The sooner women realize this is the sooner we get society back on track'

The sooner women realize this is the sooner we get society back on track

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