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You're becoming less and less useful.'

You're becoming less and less useful.

Baby, it was just a dare. I promise it didn't mean anything'

Baby, it was just a dare. I promise it didn't mean anything

Your friend used a magic mask to pretend to be you and fuck your girlfriend as a prank'

Your friend used a magic mask to pretend to be you and fuck your girlfriend as a prank

Is this really how it happens?'

Is this really how it happens?

Sister would do anything for money'

Sister would do anything for money

Winning at video games is totally straight😜'

Winning at video games is totally straight😜

Showed my SIL what my wife meant'

Showed my SIL what my wife meant

What a day!'

Just the natural order'

Just the natural order

I hope you understand bro.'

I hope you understand bro.

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