More proof that my roommate is a dick... A big one

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She's stripping and getting used by multiple men while you're at home oblivious'

She's stripping and getting used by multiple men while you're at home oblivious

Their size doesn't matter, they're still bigger than your brain,take them out and display them to us'

Their size doesn't matter, they're still bigger than your brain,take them out and display them to us

Having reminders everywhere keeps me from forgetting important things'

Having reminders everywhere keeps me from forgetting important things

Now you know the difference…'

Now you know the difference…

You exist to serve men 😈'

You exist to serve men 😈

You still have to pay for the venue'

You still have to pay for the venue

Met the cuck's daughter for the first time'

Met the cuck's daughter for the first time

You want to be a good girl don’t you?'

You want to be a good girl don’t you?

Is it really cheating if you’ve hooked up in the past?'

Is it really cheating if you’ve hooked up in the past?

Mommy's boy is horny'

Mommy's boy is horny

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