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It's totally normal to get gay urges, you just really need to get them out of your system as quickly as possible!'

It's totally normal to get gay urges, you just really need to get them out of your system as quickly as possible!

Women all realize, they're just horny breed sluts anyway'

Women all realize, they're just horny breed sluts anyway

So this is why she keeps on doing her “poker nights” even though she tells you that she hates poker…'

So this is why she keeps on doing her “poker nights” even though she tells you that she hates poker…

A drunk mistake'

A drunk mistake

My girlfriend got a new job'

My girlfriend got a new job

Aligns hug my booty just right'

Aligns hug my booty just right

Your mom keeps making excuses for your friend to stay over. You don't care though because you get to hang out.'

Your mom keeps making excuses for your friend to stay over. You don't care though because you get to hang out.

Is that true?'

Sissy Tips! How to Get a Free Meal from Your Best Bud:'

Sissy Tips! How to Get a Free Meal from Your Best Bud:

You don't belong anywhere else'

You don't belong anywhere else

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