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It’s totally str8 to help me out with my big blue balls…I swear! You are just being helpful!'

It’s totally str8 to help me out with my big blue balls…I swear! You are just being helpful!

Good girls know how to get what they want'

Good girls know how to get what they want

Hopefully he won't mind'

Hopefully he won't mind

Say it back.'

no return sissy'

No return sissy

Apparently This Isn't Cheating...'

Apparently This Isn't Cheating...

She visits me, shows her tits, drains my balls, collects my money, and goes back to her husband.'

She visits me, shows her tits, drains my balls, collects my money, and goes back to her husband.

I hope you didn't think getting married would change the fact that my bull owns my pussy?'

I hope you didn't think getting married would change the fact that my bull owns my pussy?

Big girl chores with daddy'

Big girl chores with daddy

After being played with like a toy, you turn into a brainless, needy mess. Now you're mine, nothing but a dirty little pet.'

After being played with like a toy, you turn into a brainless, needy mess. Now you're mine, nothing but a dirty little pet.

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