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True story 🙈'

True story 🙈

Stay limp...'

You're not strong enough. You're not smart enough. If you were meant to protect yourself from men you'd be able to. You are an object for men to own.'

You're not strong enough. You're not smart enough. If you were meant to protect yourself from men you'd be able to. You are an object for men to own.

She told me she was getting more tinsel'

She told me she was getting more tinsel

Your sweet princess greeting you after a days work.'

Your sweet princess greeting you after a days work.

The rest of your days will be spent with me erasing any trace of whiteness you've ever had...'

The rest of your days will be spent with me erasing any trace of whiteness you've ever had...

When I tell my bf I’m going on deliveries, he thinks I mean Uber 🤭'

When I tell my bf I’m going on deliveries, he thinks I mean Uber 🤭

Do what they tell you'

Do what they tell you

Your gf's new year resolution'

Your gf's new year resolution

Maybe she had been losing on purpose'

Maybe she had been losing on purpose

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