Losing the size bet isnt gay. Just holding up my end of the deal!

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I'm still straight right?'

I'm still straight right?

And you love it even more when he can't decide which hole to put it in.'

And you love it even more when he can't decide which hole to put it in.

Five Star Delivery'

Five Star Delivery

She's sweetly lying to save your ego but we both know the truth...'

She's sweetly lying to save your ego but we both know the truth...

You can't deny this 🤭'

You can't deny this 🤭

When They're Under the Influence, They Just Can't Say No'

When They're Under the Influence, They Just Can't Say No

Bet you ain’t even surprised'

Bet you ain’t even surprised

Would that be too much to hear?'

Would that be too much to hear?

Take a closer look'

Take a closer look

Your step-sister always wanted you just as much as you wanted her'

Your step-sister always wanted you just as much as you wanted her

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