Losing the size bet isnt gay. Just holding up my end of the deal!

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Forced orgasms are the best'

Forced orgasms are the best

Well.. she actually brought 2 gifts.. the couch and her pussy'

Well.. she actually brought 2 gifts.. the couch and her pussy

Of course we fucked your escort gf, we paid for her'

Of course we fucked your escort gf, we paid for her

Remember your one true purpose'

Remember your one true purpose

Can you help me with a joke?'

Can you help me with a joke?

Idk what came over me'

Idk what came over me

Fat men are still superior..'

Fat men are still superior..

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this is why my step dad is the best'

This is why my step dad is the best

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