Life without risk is boring.

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SEE IM NOT GAY I SWEAR'

SEE IM NOT GAY I SWEAR

Meditation'

Damn, these jock strap bills got me broke AF!'

Damn, these jock strap bills got me broke AF!

A toy i play with and toss whenever I want'

A toy i play with and toss whenever I want

I'm in a bad mood today. Where's my darling daughter to take it out on??'

I'm in a bad mood today. Where's my darling daughter to take it out on??

It’s carnival, I’m sure your wife will understand if you creampie a random teen from the parade'

It’s carnival, I’m sure your wife will understand if you creampie a random teen from the parade

Ass GIF by familycaps'

Ass GIF by familycaps

They just need to be fixed, they are Gen Z whores after all!!'

They just need to be fixed, they are Gen Z whores after all!!

I guess he'll just have to find out'

I guess he'll just have to find out

You’re hardwired to submit to assholes, just embrace it'

You’re hardwired to submit to assholes, just embrace it

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