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Your wife said you were imagining things. You weren’t.'

Your wife said you were imagining things. You weren’t.

One of your cocky coworkers kept bragging about his “big dick” whenever your gf was around. She got this idea to make him think she was going to blow him and once she sees his tiny cock she’ll take a picture, show it to everyone, and humiliate him! Well, it didn’t exactly go as she planned…'

One of your cocky coworkers kept bragging about his “big dick” whenever your gf was around. She got this idea to make him think she was going to blow him and once she sees his tiny cock she’ll take a picture, show it to everyone, and humiliate him! Well, it didn’t exactly go as she planned…

Say "thank you"'

Say "thank you"

It’s not gay, I swear I have just really got into wrestling so wanna show you my full nelson pile driver👀'

It’s not gay, I swear I have just really got into wrestling so wanna show you my full nelson pile driver👀

If a married man insists on giving me a ride... I know I must take it :)'

If a married man insists on giving me a ride... I know I must take it :)

It’s about his wants not yours; his pleasure matters most'

It’s about his wants not yours; his pleasure matters most

It’s totally str8! You just like being helpful to hung buds like me! That’s why we are besties!'

It’s totally str8! You just like being helpful to hung buds like me! That’s why we are besties!

Happy New year loser!'

Happy New year loser!

Admit it, you love being disrespected and treated like a cocksleeve.'

Admit it, you love being disrespected and treated like a cocksleeve.

just.....just promise youll be back....please'

Just.....just promise youll be back....please

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