Life flashed before your eyes or the seed of life flashed all over your eyes

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Show him where to put it'

Show him where to put it

She was just trying to spare your feelings...'

She was just trying to spare your feelings...

Bets everywhere'

Bets everywhere

Giving brother a blowjob on the roadtrip as soon as mom and dad leave us alone in the car.'

Giving brother a blowjob on the roadtrip as soon as mom and dad leave us alone in the car.

Had fun with your cheating slut...'

Had fun with your cheating slut...

She was there to make sure everyone felt better'

She was there to make sure everyone felt better

Whoops…I may have gone further than I planned…😳'

Whoops…I may have gone further than I planned…😳

Lost in the sauce'

Lost in the sauce

He Knew All Along....Because Honestly Who Risks Their Manhood for just 5 Grand?'

He Knew All Along....Because Honestly Who Risks Their Manhood for just 5 Grand?

You knew this was comming! you couldve perpared for it!'

You knew this was comming! you couldve perpared for it!

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