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My roommate discovered a new way for us to make a living'

My roommate discovered a new way for us to make a living

Good fucking mom'

Good fucking mom

I did what??'

I took the first opportunity I had to fuck my brother'

I took the first opportunity I had to fuck my brother

They're just friends.. I promise..'

They're just friends.. I promise..

Trade secret'

She still acts like that she doesn't want it and it's so fun to play along with her'

She still acts like that she doesn't want it and it's so fun to play along with her

Lets play a game of "Would you rather?"'

Lets play a game of "Would you rather?"

And your ass is so softer then hers....I wonder....'

And your ass is so softer then hers....I wonder....

Stare cuck loser'

Stare cuck loser

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