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all I dream at night'

All I dream at night

Better way to end the night really'

Better way to end the night really

This is like me at yesterday's singles party'

This is like me at yesterday's singles party

Hubby thinks that Magnums are strong enough. Seriously, not against my BULL, lol.'

Hubby thinks that Magnums are strong enough. Seriously, not against my BULL, lol.

Women don’t have brains. Thinking is for men slut. Your mouth is another pussy'

Women don’t have brains. Thinking is for men slut. Your mouth is another pussy

"He's an important part of my life, babe."'

"He's an important part of my life, babe."

I love breeding your girlfriend'

I love breeding your girlfriend

Spill Your Dirty Little Secrets & I'll Judge Your Naughty AF Slut Scale 😈'

Spill Your Dirty Little Secrets & I'll Judge Your Naughty AF Slut Scale 😈

Facials are the Height of Fashion in the Zone'

Facials are the Height of Fashion in the Zone

Bachelorette parties are minefields'

Bachelorette parties are minefields

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