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You want your brain filled with cock'

You want your brain filled with cock

We were both nervous... but I know my BJs are the best'

We were both nervous... but I know my BJs are the best

I get so many responses when I offer to jerk off my bud 😇🙈'

I get so many responses when I offer to jerk off my bud 😇🙈

Being objectified means being pretty. Just smile and be happy he thinks your body is good enough to grope'

Being objectified means being pretty. Just smile and be happy he thinks your body is good enough to grope

You are all just fuckholes'

You are all just fuckholes

Your wife came by..👌'

Your wife came by..👌

Your GF might have some news for you when you get home 😂♠️'

Your GF might have some news for you when you get home 😂♠️

Punished for Skimpy Bikini'

Punished for Skimpy Bikini

Your life decisions lead to this slut'

Your life decisions lead to this slut

You poor betas can’t even last when you watch, can you?'

You poor betas can’t even last when you watch, can you?

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