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Gropes are compliments'

Gropes are compliments

Help me hold my legs up while I ride…'

Help me hold my legs up while I ride…

Blindfolded taste test, "this better not be some gay stuff"'

Blindfolded taste test, "this better not be some gay stuff"

Thanks for the ride'

Thanks for the ride

It was a great gift'

It was a great gift

when your son starts having a hormonal surge, you as a good mother are obliged to walk around in a cheap whore outfit. This is the only way predators are raised'

When your son starts having a hormonal surge, you as a good mother are obliged to walk around in a cheap whore outfit. This is the only way predators are raised

She needed you to see this'

She needed you to see this

It still straight if we accidentally kiss... right?'

It still straight if we accidentally kiss... right?

the hardest part was not being allowed to say anything to my aunt'

The hardest part was not being allowed to say anything to my aunt

It’s years after high school, and yet your bully still manages to make your life miserable…'

It’s years after high school, and yet your bully still manages to make your life miserable…

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