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Only reason you exist is to please men'

Only reason you exist is to please men

Neighbor takes advantage of weak sissy'

Neighbor takes advantage of weak sissy

Your girlfriend decided to reconnect with her ex on a hiking trip after he supposedly had a change of heart. He was always an asshole to you, but you trusted her judgment'

Your girlfriend decided to reconnect with her ex on a hiking trip after he supposedly had a change of heart. He was always an asshole to you, but you trusted her judgment

Mom was right'

All it takes is one thick cock to fix a dyke relationship…'

All it takes is one thick cock to fix a dyke relationship…

I'm just proving my point, it's not gay bro!'

I'm just proving my point, it's not gay bro!

She gives out blowjobs like she gives out hugs'

She gives out blowjobs like she gives out hugs

Always make sure to factory reset your girl on your first date!'

Always make sure to factory reset your girl on your first date!

My boyfriend can make all the rules he wants, but I'm not gonna follow them'

My boyfriend can make all the rules he wants, but I'm not gonna follow them

Our Asian Husbands Valentines Gift. Watching us Ride BWC! They asked for this last year but we couldn’t make it happen. So this year we made sure of it!'

Our Asian Husbands Valentines Gift. Watching us Ride BWC! They asked for this last year but we couldn’t make it happen. So this year we made sure of it!

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