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Do girls have intelligent thoughts? This face tells me no!'

Do girls have intelligent thoughts? This face tells me no!

Your gf said it’s not cheating to suck dick'

Your gf said it’s not cheating to suck dick

Your Holes Are Mine to Command, Bitch'

Your Holes Are Mine to Command, Bitch

Its okay baby, your wife will never know'

Its okay baby, your wife will never know

Your wife works hard, she deserves more pleasure on her tips.'

Your wife works hard, she deserves more pleasure on her tips.

It’s not gay at all! You are just acting…that’s all👀'

It’s not gay at all! You are just acting…that’s all👀

She had a great time without you'

She had a great time without you

She thought tattoos made her as strong as any man'

She thought tattoos made her as strong as any man

Oops! Caught in the act with those towels...'

Oops! Caught in the act with those towels...

You’re fiancé had a last minute bachelorette party'

You’re fiancé had a last minute bachelorette party

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