It’s totally straight if it’s you and your buddy doing it! Because you both cancel each other…so it can never be gay! I promise the math checks out👀

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Sucking Slow to Keep It Straight'

Sucking Slow to Keep It Straight

Your gf lost the bet'

Your gf lost the bet

Ladies out there, care to confirm or deny?'

Ladies out there, care to confirm or deny?

You rolled your eyes at the warnings...'

You rolled your eyes at the warnings...

Strive to be pretty sluts'

Strive to be pretty sluts

A worthy present'

A worthy present

Your life is so much easier when you learn your place'

Your life is so much easier when you learn your place

Bouncy body 😜'

Bouncy body 😜

So annoying'

Wearing an outfit that shows off your curves is consent.'

Wearing an outfit that shows off your curves is consent.

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