It’s totally str8 to help me out with my big blue balls…I swear! You are just being helpful!

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It’s behind closed doors and yes your best bud so it’s def not gay'

It’s behind closed doors and yes your best bud so it’s def not gay

Your Gf Went Out To A Club And Sends You This'

Your Gf Went Out To A Club And Sends You This

Momma kicked me outta the house, thankfully auntie let me stay with her. 2/2'

Momma kicked me outta the house, thankfully auntie let me stay with her. 2/2

Never fails to surprise'

Never fails to surprise

Honeslty, does it sound like a warning or a promise?'

Honeslty, does it sound like a warning or a promise?

Just accept what you are and be a fleshlight for real men'

Just accept what you are and be a fleshlight for real men

Be the best cock sucker that you can be. That’s what you were born to do.'

Be the best cock sucker that you can be. That’s what you were born to do.

Honestly, how is stretching "gay"?! If my yoga coach says it's helping, then it does... at least, I think it does?'

Honestly, how is stretching "gay"?! If my yoga coach says it's helping, then it does... at least, I think it does?

Nothing sweeter than mother's milk.'

Nothing sweeter than mother's milk.

Best birthday you all ever have had. 😍'

Best birthday you all ever have had. 😍

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