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Bookclub'

LPT: Use subtle or implied threats to revert Feminists to instinctive obedience, then shock her with sudden time-pressured demands.'

LPT: Use subtle or implied threats to revert Feminists to instinctive obedience, then shock her with sudden time-pressured demands.

Caught at costume party'

Caught at costume party

The Uber driver'

The Uber driver

We shouldn't have fucked, but I can't stop thinking about it'

We shouldn't have fucked, but I can't stop thinking about it

That didn't take long...'

That didn't take long...

Just regular straight bro stuff'

Just regular straight bro stuff

In order to get hired, you will have to try with your holes, because you are not needed for anything else.'

In order to get hired, you will have to try with your holes, because you are not needed for anything else.

You sent your gf over to your friend to cheer him up'

You sent your gf over to your friend to cheer him up

you’d never cheat on your gf with your sister…right? 😏'

You’d never cheat on your gf with your sister…right? 😏

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