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Say: "I'm the property of Men" in your own language.'

Say: "I'm the property of Men" in your own language.

your dad and I were just trying to set up your surprise birthday and we accidentally fell like this'

Your dad and I were just trying to set up your surprise birthday and we accidentally fell like this

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Real sluts don't give a fuck about anything but cock

My daughter and her friends are super slutty'

My daughter and her friends are super slutty

She knows how to apologize, buddy'

She knows how to apologize, buddy

don't forget sissy'

Don't forget sissy

It's a massive task, but don't succumb to powerful things'

It's a massive task, but don't succumb to powerful things

You young women make so many mistakes at work. They won’t go unpunished. It’s almost like they are on purpose.'

You young women make so many mistakes at work. They won’t go unpunished. It’s almost like they are on purpose.

And people say romance is dead'

And people say romance is dead

It’s called being a good friend'

It’s called being a good friend

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