It's not my fault English is such a fickle language.

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I really want people to see me as a straight guy'

I really want people to see me as a straight guy

Good luck explaining this when you try to yell r@pe'

Good luck explaining this when you try to yell r@pe

It’s important for the first experience to be rough and traumatising to prepare us for our futures! We should learn that this is what we should expect from men'

It’s important for the first experience to be rough and traumatising to prepare us for our futures! We should learn that this is what we should expect from men

Has her bodycount number went up the more she's told you about her past?'

Has her bodycount number went up the more she's told you about her past?

Some heroes don’t wear capes.'

Some heroes don’t wear capes.

Drinks aren’t the only thing i’m swallowing!'

Drinks aren’t the only thing i’m swallowing!

You don't have to answer, I already know I am~'

You don't have to answer, I already know I am~

Honeslty, does it sound like a warning or a promise?'

Honeslty, does it sound like a warning or a promise?

You love taking his orders… and his loads'

You love taking his orders… and his loads

Mommy's Obsession'

Mommy's Obsession

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